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I'm Amerissa. Entirely composed of bad humor and awkwardness. Utter nerd. Human trashbag af.

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

hopelesshoping:

Derek Archambault of Defeater- But Breathing (x)

hopelesshoping:

Derek Archambault of Defeater- But Breathing (x)

letthemusichealyou:

knowthemasterplan:

Piece of shit is my middle name.

Most amazing person ever is your middle name. I love you

you’re both wonderful. pls never leave my life. 

caseyanthonyofficial:

I put my bra on like everyone else; one leg at a time

liftedandgiftedd:

you a lil bitch if you don’t eat pussy

The amount to which I don’t want to be alive today is almost unbearable. I want to crawl out of my own fucking skin.

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.